[CONFIRMED] Bang PD in a relationship with non-celebrity

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On behalf of BigHit CEO Bang PD, BigHit Entertainment has released a statement confirming his relationship with non-celebrity Haweya Dahir. After Dispatch released the photos of Ms Dahir leaving BangPD's van after a date at KFC on 1st June. After the pictures were taken, Bang PD vomited out of shock and In a desperate attempt to conceal their relationship, Haweya cleaned it up with her mouth. The scandal has become a hot topic as Haweya is a foreigner living in the U.K. - possibly hinting the reason as to why Bang SiHyuk took a temporary hiatus at the end of last month.

It is said that Haweya Dahir is a professional, certified body oiler/foot stretcher who currently works at KFC.

BigHit's Statement:
'Hello, this is BigHit Entertainment,
It is indeed true that CEO Bang SiHyuk or fondly known as BangPD is dating an non-celebrity.

The two met through mutual friends at a burger shop where Bang spilled ketchup on his shirt and Haweya offered to clean it for him. The two started as best friends however as they got closer and realised how much they had in common they decided to date.

Bang PD gives his thanks and hopes you will all support his relationship.

Thank you'

Haweya has answered to Koreaboo after reportedly punching and biting a paparazzi in Mekong River. The reporter stated that she "went turbo". Some netizens are unsure as to how Haweya ended up with animal control.

With the help of BTS members, Bang Pd was able to hold a special event for his girlfriend which involved singing 'fresh creases' and rubbing Ghee on his body. It has been confirmed that this was a proposal and the two are currently engaged.

Their wedding date is yet to be decided.

[UPDATE] it has been confirmed that Haweya is a moose.

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