Team Captain knocks the Buck out of Golf!
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The Captain of a Co. Down golf club has vowed to 'knock the Buck' out of Golf by implementing a 'Bucky Ban' on the clubs members before matches.
The Captain, Darren Atkinson, has warned members that anyone who breaks the ban will be punished by the Club Officials by being made to play every match with Will 'The Blitzer' Doherty in next years competition.
"It all started when the lads forced me to arrange a bus run for them in the early stages" explained Atkinson. "They pulled these bottles out and I was horrified at their behaviour! It wasn't the fact that they were on the Bucky before the game but simply that they didn't think to bring me a bottle!! Atkinson then explained, "You see, I'm a bit tight. In fact, I'm more than a bit tight. There's more chance in John Mac parading the 12th than there is in me buying a drink."
The club are currently on a great run in the All Ireland Fourball Tournament and Atkinson hopes that with the team staying off the Tonic Wine that they can progress to the later stages of the competition.
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