Carnival Cruise Lines offers free drink package on cruises

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Carnival Cruise Lines is currently experimenting with an all-inclusive drink package starting November 1st 2017 on all sailings on Vista and Dream class ships until the end of 2017. Carnival is experimenting this format as a form of customer appreciation and appeal to the younger crowds that Carnival Cruise Lines cater to.
Brand ambassador John Heald posted on his blog on June 19 " The beards have decided that there is no better way to make a Carnival Cruise more enjoyable than to offer full services to all our wonderful guests."
The public response has been very positive so far but concern was raised on the point that Carnival may become a booze cruise which can create more problems. John Heald responded " This is only an experiment on a limited amount of ships and our practice of drink limits per day will remain the same as they were on our Cheers! Program; guests whom have a wee bit too much liquid libations will be refused service until 7am the following day. We hope that this will help control the fear of over serving and only promote the fact that Carnival is the true Fun Ship!"

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