Scooter Rallies to be made illegal by 2018, due to too many "car goers"
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Reuters News agency have reported that from next year U.K. Scooter rallies are to be made illegal by the end of 2018 due to too many pussies, making up lame excuses as to why they cannot ride there by scooter, but take the car instead, they fill up the campsite that should be reserved for scooters only, the car drivers always take the BBQ, the plastic chairs, rugs, kitchen sink and obligatory Northern Soul compilation CD,
But there is some light at the end of the tunnel, Two scooter clubs have joined forces to combat this, The Retford Slackers and Sunday Sport S.C who will be having their own scooter rally on 10th-12th Aug 2018 in Retford, have decided to charge car and van goers an extra £15 per car (which will be donated to a national and a local charity) A spokesperson for the clubs has it down on record as saying " Enough is enough!! this must end! these are Scooter rallies for Frank`s sake, not car rallies! the scooter riding scooterist must be saved, even though most of us are nearly entering retirement age" more news to follow as we receive it.
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