The US to deport thousands of German Residents
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Washington DC - Tuesday, June 27, 2017 - Associative Press.
During the White House daily press conference, Deputy Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, announced that the President has revoked permanent residency for German Nationals. The revocation and deportation of as many as 200,000 legal German aliens will begin next month on July 5th, 2017. All applications for naturalization submitted in the last six month have been denied, and immediate detention orders have been issued for those individuals.
States and local law enforcement agencies have been issued executive orders to seek out and find Illegal aliens from German, Mexico, and other terrorist harboring Nations. German Illegal Aliens, will not be deported but serve a minimum sentance of five years at a Federal holding facility. Holding facilities in Utah, Missouri, and Maryland have been prepared.
This come after several months of failed talks with the German Chancellor, Angela Merkel. Sanders went on to state that the United States will no longer deal in trade negotiations, alliances nor humanitarian ventures with Germany. The President has been slowly cutting ties with NATO and the European Union since February of this year; as part in Trump's "Make America Great Again" initiative.
Chancellor Merkal has agreed to accept deportees from the US, on the basis that individual funds their own transportation back to the country. Details have yet been disclosed on whether deportees will have to pay the transportation fee upon embarkation.
Merkal stated, at a press conference in Berlin, "The United States will now be poorer as a Nation, without the strength of Germany."
Several protests across the United States has already sprung as of early this afternoon. German Embassies in major US cities will begin shut down operations as soon as Friday of this week.
German Nationals have until Thursday of this week to make travel arrangements to flee the United States before this executive order in enacted.
Micheal Moore, Professor of International Studies at Stanford, had this to say about this current state of affairs. "In the course of human events, nothing is more tragic than to see history repeat itself... may God spare those who are being persecuted tonight."
President Trump is expected to make an official statement on Friday concerning this latest state of affairs.
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