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Bad news for fans of "The Office," "Family Guy," "Breaking Bad," "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," "Star Trek," or any other TV series or movie on Netflix that isn't one of their award winning original shows. Netflix has just announced that there will be a complete purge of all the content that is licensed to them by July 31st. That means that Netflix favorites like "Mad Men" and "Parks and Recreation" will be exiting the service so that series like "Orange is the New Black" and "House of Cards" can be further emphasized. Netflix CEO Reed Hasting commented, "It was a tough decision, I know, but shows like 'Daredevil' and 'Stranger Things' have been so big, we've realized we don't need old movies or 'Cheers' reruns to carry us."

Hastings is confident that only having their original content is the best way to maintain the company's popularity. "I understand that viewers will be upset that we're removing these 10 to 20 year old shows, but it's time to part ways with all these companies. We simply don't need them anymore," Hastings said. "Besides, if you nerds want to watch 'Supernatural' and other shows that people stopped watching five years ago, go to Hulu. They eat that stuff up. And 'Handmaid's Tale," but the book is better anyway."

Currently, Netflix subscribers can binge on all the expiring material for the remaining month. They just have to lay around and do nothing but stream these shows 24/7 for a whole month. Happy binging!

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