Camel spiders discovered in Moberly MO
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The Missouri Department of Wildlife has confirmed 5 individual reports of camel spiders in the Moberly, MO area. Camel spiders stand apart from other common spiders because of their size, often growing larger than a dinner plate. Researchers say the camel spider, which is commonly found in hot, dry climates in the Middle East, will not be able to survive a winter in Missouri, however they will not have any issue surviving the summer months.
The first two reported cases were from families of soldiers who had just returned from Afghanistan. The large, terrifying creatures made their way into the soldiers' luggage and made the journey back to the US without being spotted by customs or airport screening workers. The most recent three instances have not been a result of recent travels outside of the state. Greg Timish, the head of the Mid-Missouri Conservation Department, believes the camel spiders have been reproducing, which while uncommon in this climate, is not entirely impossible.
The Conservation department recommends residents within a 30 mile radius keep small pets indoors until winter time.
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