Roanoke Girl Saves Beach-Goers From Great White Attack
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When you're in the ocean, nothing is scarier than a shark. Who wouldn't be afraid of them? Their menacing face, sharp teeth, and jet black eyes. Movies like "Jaws" only add to this fear. Unfortunately for local teenager Lynden Whicker, this fear became reality one day. It began as your average sunny day at Wrightsville Beach in North Carolina. All this changed when an ominous dark shadow was seen swimming towards the beach, followed by a fin being able to be seen above the water. It was none other, than a great white shark. As people started to realize what was lurking beneath the wave, they began flocking towards safety in the shore. Soon, everyone was quite litterally swimming for their life away from danger. Everyone, but Lynden. Instead of fleeing, she decided to put an end to the danger by confronting the shark itself. She and the shark soon engaged in a physical battle. The fight didn't seem to be going anywhere until the shark managed to bite Lynden's leg. Infuriated and in pain, she was determined to do everything she could to put an end to the fight. Within seconds, the shark was knocked out dead. The beach rejoiced as Lynden carried the dead carcass of the shark onto the shore. Amazingly, she came out of the confrontation with nothing but bite scars.
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