Farmingdale Retard Reaching For Stars
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If you attended Farmingdale highshool between the years 2007-2010 you probably never heard of Brian Alferi. The name Alferi might sound familiar but that's because Brains younger sister Marie is loved by famous Farmingdale alumni Kenneth Lutz. Brian never played high school football because he was never good enough. He'll tell you "the coaches didn't like me" but we've all heard that excuse 1000 times. Well now Brian is trying to prove his "haters" wrong in a bizarre way. The nobody in college is trying to make a living out of football.....flag football. If you told people a man was trying to make a career out of flag football 5 years ago they would laugh, and that's the same reaction you get today. Trying to make a career out of flag football is like trying to make a career out of playing manhunt or capture the flag. Friends and family have allowed Brian to put all his energy and effort into flag football despite it being one of the useless activities a grown man can do. An activity that is very exciting on random summer Sunday's with friends is now Brian's life. Brian has also stolen the catchphrase from the 76ers hashtagging "trust the process" on many instagram photos. This is just adds to the humor of the situation to me and the rest of normal people in society, but to Brian, this is life and he'll die before getting a real job with real money
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