Young woman sets mans crotch and car on fire.
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Today Melinda Haynes a sweet young woman in Ky decided to set a mans crotch on fire while he was driving his car. Witnesses say she snapped, walked right up to a man in his car and lit him up. By stander Yolanda said, "shew you go girl" she did what every woman dreams to do to a man child. He must been a player like my babies daddy was and i even once visioned doing the same.... But lawd mercy sweet baby jesus who has time fo that. Store Clerk Earl Pabst said i saw a man running naked around my store on fire. His crotch was lit like a one of them roman candle things they use around the 4th of July. Spectators believe she had enough of their stupidity. When police arrived on the scene they asked Melinda why she did such acts? All she said was... He hurt my feelings you know pms is so hard and he took the last snickers in line at the Dollar store. She gave fire crotch a whole new meaning.
"I just want justice for all women who are disreapected"- Melinda
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