Badin Lake angler gets surprise of a lifetime

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Badin Lake, situated in the heart of the Uwharrie National Forest, is known for its great fishing and has produced some large catfish in the past, but angler Ima Lion got a huge surprise on June 29 when he hooked up with a monster. "I was trolling for stripers off the shoreline near the golf course when my rod bent over like never before." Ima began a 2 hour battle thinking he had just hooked the striper of a lifetime. "I was so tired I nearly gave up, but I stayed with it for almost 2 hours. That's when I was shocked!" Ima finally got the fish to the boat, but it wasn't a striper. The fish was a freshwater shark. Freshwater sharks are ultra rare in North America, but several have been reported over the years.
"I couldn't believe I caught a shark on Badin! I mean kids were skiing a hundred yards away. What if this thing attacked someone?" Fish and wildlife were called and and disposed of the beast within the hour. Captain Phil Magroin and Colonel Mike Hunt say they've never heard of a freshwater shark in North Carolina, but there's Stranger things out there.

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