JACK HICKS 4/4/2017
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Once again in Orange with a long list this time... On July 4.2017 as cops was seeing if they could get help finding a address on the road...
When they walked up on to Jack Hicks they said they could tell something was not right.... As ksp walked up to see they ask if they knew where they could find the place they was looking for they could smell a bad smell and then when Jack started to talk they could not help by the smell got 9x worse..
then it was so they ask for his identification he said he didnt have any on him and that he would get it so they said it was ok they would just run his s.s number and he then told them he didn't know it and that he had it in his wallet and then said he would get it..
As they was talked with Mr.hicks the smell once again and they told him that they had though he was doing something... Well unlike most people that can't give a reason for what they was doing mr. Hicks said that he needed his teeth and that was the main reason why he was but he teeth was going to cost $3,695 and that once he gets them he will stop....
but ones they ran his names and as it came back as that he has a passed of drugs they started to ask and it then got a lot worse and they ask if there was anything there that they should know about and then they said that when they knew they was going to need do you hazmat cause the smell then hit them again as JACK HICKS FARTED AGAIN they knew it was going to be a shitty time as they went on looking...
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