Former Carrollton Alum, Ben Little, to play 1995 class reunion

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Former Carrollton High School Alum, Ben Little, has been asked to perform for his classes high school reunion.

"Its really an honor", Ben says. But it hasn't always been such an easy road for Ben.

Upon graduation, Ben found himself lost, and without direction. "I ended up couch surfing for a while, staying with whomever would take me". But then one day in the fall of 1998, Ben caught a lucky break. "I saw a couple guys playing in a garage as I was walking down the street, but nobody singing. They saw me looking in, and waved for me to come meet them". At that moment, Ben says his life changed forever.

The band was in need of a lead singer, and asked Ben if he wanted to give it a whirl. "As top choir star at my high school, I knew I was up to the challenge", Ben recalls. The rest is history. The band, 'Chocolate Starfish Tongue Punch', was an overnight success. With Ben as the front man, it seemed they'd be joining the ranks of stardom, with bands such as Nirvana and KISS. But, unfortunately, it all went to Ben's head.

In 2001, a female fan introduced Ben to fried chicken. It soon consumed his life. "My weight ballooned to 300 lbs, I couldn't stay awake, and it's all I could think about. I couldn't get enough, and they were selling it on every street corner".

His friends and family began to worry. Ben starting missing concerts, disappearing for days at a time, and most thought he'd be soon dead. The band fell apart, and they were dropped from their record label. "My life had turned into a haze of fried chicken, and madness", Ben claims.

But them one day, in March of 2016, he reunited with some old high school friends. "They reminded me of my glory days singing in the high school choir, and I longed for that feeling once again". Ben began rehab, and after 30 days, was back to his former self.

The high school class president asked him if he's consider singing for the 22nd year reunion, and Ben jumped at the chance. "It'll be like I never left. I can't wait to entertain again".

Here's to you Ben, good luck getting back on that horse.

Reporter: Malcome Holcomb

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