Virginia department of game warns residents of scott county va
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New information realised on sighting of Bigfoot in scott county va. A recent series of sightings by numerous individuals on a rural road in Virginia has prompted residents to be cautious .even the local state police hasn't been seen at a poplar traffic enforcement spot on highway 23 South .a alarming rate of calls has come into one sheriff officer at home concerned. As berrys and other native species of food starts dwindling away home trash cans has been vandalised and food debris have been scattered along into the deep woods .One local set of residents Roger and Leda Clark explained that they had to build a steel cafe to hold the strange animal away after cleaning up several messes left by the creatures local residents have caught the beast on video and still photographs .another local resident that wanted his name undisclosed said terrifying screams and knocks on his home along with large rocks and logs drug across his yard and drive way has caused him to list his property for sale . But he also included the amount of scat and foul smells may render his proptery useless .according to one trooper we spoke to his statement was don't call them " do something about it your self , that's what I'd do " . So if you must be out for picnics or hikes in this area be cautious and carry a large container of bear pepper spray .
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