Pablo Escobar Has a Daughter We Didn't Know About?!?!

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Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria, a Colombian drug lord and "narco-terrorist" (hatersgonnahate) . His cartel supplied an estimated 80 of the cocaine smuggled into the United States at the height of his career (NO COCO NO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs-yk2p_6BU).

Called "The King of Cocaine" and was the wealthiest hero or criminal (y'all believe what y'all want), in history, with an estimated known net worth of US $30 billion HOE by the early 1990s (equivalent to about $55 billion as of 2016),[4] making him one of the richest men in the world!

Escobar grew up nearby Medellín (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Yo4Irt04A).

He began to work for various contraband smugglers, often kidnapping (holding people in his home, ALIVE, yes ma'am) and holding people before beginning to distribute powder cocaine himself, as well as establishing the first smuggling routes into the United States in 1975.

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In 1982, Escobar was elected as an alternate member of the Chamber of Representatives of Colombia as part of the Liberal Alternative movement. Through this, he was responsible for the construction of houses and football fields in western Colombia (HELPED LOS POBRE), which gained him notable popularity among the locals of the towns that he frequented.

However, Colombia became the murder capital of the world, and Escobar was stalked by the Colombian and American governments. Hear that, stalked? He was a victim my dukes. In 1993, Escobar was shot and killed in his hometown by Colombian National Police, one day after his 44th birthday.

Spic spoke politics

AND GUESS WHAT

After relentless work to get his life story right, we have unveiled saucy info.

Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria had a daughter named Michel aka Colu as she calls herself



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