SCARSDALE, NY- Bedoya Crowned as Lindy-Hop King of Sweden

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July 10- Scarsdale High School Social Studies teacher Carlos Bedoya scored a 9.4 out of possible 10 and took home bragging rights as the Official 2017 Lindy-Hop Champion in Uppsala, Sweden this past Saturday. Bedoya, a Villanova graduate and former track star dazzled the judges with his sparkling sequined three-piece suit, vivacious personality and patented finger waggle on his way to the victory. His bested an international field of 250 lindy-hoppers that included Sven Svedeborg, the 2016 champion.
When asked for whom he credited for the win, Bedoya was quick to go to important philosophers as an influence. "To that point, Hannah Arendt always is on my mind when dancing" Bedoya opined. "Whether it's Paramenides, St. Thomas Aquinas or Max Weber, all the big names have inspired me to dance bigger, better and louder."
When asked what's next for the dancing star, Bedoya was cryptic, saying only "These leopard boots dance where they dance..."

Jonathan Pai, Emily Block and Rachel Warshowsky-Stark also contributed to this story.

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