Man with Square Head Deemed 'Medical Mystery'
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Popular YouTube star Will Lenney who goes by the nickname Willne has been deemed a medical mystery by Newcastle doctors.
Will has gained nearly 1 million subscribers with his hilarious weekly series called 'this week on the internet' however after fans started to mock Will's mysteriously square shaped head many medical experts in Newcastle began to investigate and it was deemed that Will is now a medical mystery.
Doctor Stephen: 'Wills very square shaped head came to my attention when a meme began circulating and upon seeing it I decided to further enquirer, after weeks of studying, none of the medical experts I was working on this case with could understand why his head was shaped like this so we deemed him a medical mystery and have sent out a plead for other doctors from around the world to help find a reasoning for this poor lads square face
Since releasing this statement many doctors in the USA have began their research on Wills head and the most reliable theory is that his dad, Alan Shearer was playing football with his newborn and he must of hit the poor lad squishing his face and causing it to form into the odd shape it is today.
Alan shearer is yet to confirm or deny this theory and we will be sure to give you more updates as this story unfolds
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