Illinois Woman Warns Others After Man Asks Personal Questions.

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An Illinois woman hopes to warn others after a frightening encounter she said she had at a local grocers in Illinois last week.

Susan Hanson wrote on Facebook that she was shopping at a local Johnsons Supermarket when a man approached her and started a conversation.

The man began by asking her if she was interested in applying for a credit account at the store, but Hanson said "that's not the freaky part".

After she replied that yes, she would like to open a credit account at the store, the man began asking some very personal questions and writing the answers down on a clipboard.

Hanson states the man was asking questions such as "Where do you work?" and "How much money do you earn?".
Hanson states that it just got too personal when the man actually asked her for her home address.

“I was terrified at this point. I didn't know who he was, and the only thing identifying him was the "manager" name tag that he was wearing".

It wasn’t until Hanson began blowing on the emergency whistle and spraying the man with pepper spray that she carries that she says the man “practically ran away.”

Still, she claims he continued to roll around on the floor in the area for several minutes before crawling off entirely.
“Please be careful ladies, if you go to a grocery store alone make sure someone knows where you are and bring protection!” Hanson said. “I don't think a man has EVER made me that uncomfortable and scared for my safety.”

Local police did not immediately respond to a request for comment surrounding the event, but have reported that they are investigating the incident.
Last month, the department said it was called to a McDonalds for a similar suspicious incident where a man, also wearing a name tag and standing behind a counter began asking another woman what she would like to eat.
According to the local Police Superintendent, police are increasing patrols at local businesses.

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