Small Menasha Business Owner Wins BIG
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Small business owner Len Stuart my be throwing in the towel on busted knuckles and greasy hands after winning Tuesday nights powerball. He says he'll never stop wrenching. But his days of backyard mechanics are over. When asked what he's going to do with his aquired fortune. He stated he's going to pay handsomely for help to clean up around the shop and for workers to come finish up his unfinished projects while he supervises. Stuart will also invite anyone willing to learn some hands on experience to come get their hand dirty. "This is were it all started" Stuart exclaimed. "A reminder of how hard Ive worked to get as far as I have and now its time to bump it up a notch, something my previous funds have kept me from, its gonna be great". "I'm going to buy all my friends boats" "Also.. I want to travel and try my nationwide mobile mechanic idea. If it fails.. Not like I have to worry.. But it is something I've always wanted to try for the adventure and just to see if I can.. Without cheating of course. A set amount to start with and then I'll have to see if i can make it and help people in the process." There you have it folks. A new found millionaire chasing his dreams.. "Quite the enthusiatic lad says Powerball ceo Mike Hancook. He'll do good with it. I can tell." Everyones dream can't always be a reality, But sometimes you get lucky. Remember, if you don't play the game.. You can't win. - Buck Evans.
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