West Virginia Passes Anti-Banjo Law!

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It's finally safe to once again, canoe. The new law banning banjos in West VIrginia went into effect July 4th, 2017 at 12:00 am. Truly, a day of independence. The West Virginia State Senate ruled it unlawful for any persons, foreign or domestic, to possess and utilize a banjo, for personal or professional use within the state. Anyone found in violation of such law, will immediately be taken into custody and be required to undergo a full comprehensive psychiatric evaluation to determine the severity of the offender's lack of human compassion.
Channel 5 was on the scene at the capitol building in Charleston as over 100,000 tourists gathered in praise of the new law.
One tourist commented "Clowns don't compare to the cold stare of a banjo picker. They are terrifying. I have been having nightmares all my life. If you see a banjo picker face to face, you will forever be scarred"!

Seems it's time to silence the banjo picker for good. No more compulsive tuning, no more banjo jokes and no more Dueling Banjos!

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