New York Knicks unveil new logo.

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In a press conference called late Saturday night New York Knicks new general manager Scott Perry announced the roll out of a new logo for the team. He stated that, after several meetings with new president Steve Mills, the team was due for an update that reflected the direction of the team and general feeling from long time Knick fans. When asked about the recent successive losing seasons and what they plan to do to turn it around team president Steve Mills said "sheeit, we just trying to get this bread."

Mills exclaimed, "Melo don't mean shit to me." When queried about the Carmelo Anthony trade situation and if he'd be traded at all. "That nigga don't even play D", stated team president Steve Mills

When asked about the Hardaway jr. contract Perry shrugged his shoulders and said " Yeah, I ask myself the same shit. They copping shit they already threw away for mad bread, I don't know what these assholes doing but like i said I'm just trying to get this bread. Feel me?"

The new logo will be officially introduced this September pending approval from the NBA front office.

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