Prince Albert and Prince Paul III (the 3rd) were LOVERS.!!!!
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As you may know. Prince Albert and Prince Paul III were Flaming LOVERS. Thats the reason why he created "the Roll your own" cigarette... not much to surprise there. He met Prince Bernie of Whales in a small, quiet motel in Great Britain in 1913. He really loved that motel. He would visit twice monthly to prostitute himself out to the locals of the community.... One day, he went there for an entire weekend, and fell in love "the prince" George. As the story goes, Love happens in the strangest ways, and as they say in London, thats where the birds fly, and that what it sounds Like.... WHEN DOVE CRY???? Afiter that, in 1982, Prince wrote that song. Ever wonder you always see 2 doves sitting on a telephone line????? It's because Prince Albert and Prince George are BOTH TOTALLY King Kong ding ding slayers. and so are you, for reading this "Entire" made up story.... Reba Mc"Entire" that is.... red on the head, like a donkey on a soggy Kong..... AND THAT REALLY NASTY???? HAVE A GREAT NIGHT, LOVE BITES
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