Fight of the Century Called off due to McGregor’s PED Usage

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Ryan Hasman
ESPN Staff Writer
(ESPN)— In a recent press meeting, UFC figher Conor McGregor gave a puzzling response to the questions regarding his use of performance enhancing drugs in order to move up two weight classes. McGregor’s first response to the allegations were that they were “complete trash” but then stated that the only substance he ever uses is a legal performance enhancer called Shred FX Testo.

While not a complete denial, the UFC has recently added Shred FX Testo to their list of prohibited substances. After reviewing the situation, the UFC has been forced to cancel the largest fight of the century between Mayweather and McGregor, as well as potentially suspending McGregor indefinitely.


There is no doubt that Conor McGregor is one of the best fighters in UFC right now, but many critics believe his use of Shred FX Testo may jeopardize his legacy. The UFC has banned the substance Shred FX Testo for two reasons:

1. After conducting a 3-month clinical trial at Texas A&M, results showed that Shred FX Testo boosted participant's muscle growth rate by an average of 150.

2. Shred FX Testo does not have to be used in conjunction with a gym. Whether fighters train or not, they will still see some results (such as increased testosterone and energy levels). The UFC believes that this will lead some fighters to skip training sessions, thus causing more career-ending injuries.


ESPN SPECIAL UPDATE
Ever since the allegations of McGregor’s substance usage was confirmed, ESPN has received thousands of emails from readers wanting more information about Shred FX Testo. In order to understand more about the substance and answer reader’s questions, ESPN decided to test out Shred FX Testo in an exclusive study.

As ESPN began researching Shred FX Testo, they were surprised to learn that athletes around the world have been using it as an alternative to steroids for years. Due to it’s all natural formula not showing up in drug tests, the substance has managed to stay under the radar. And even better? Shred FX Testo was examined using a double blind clinical trial and was proven to be 100 safe and effective.

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