Menasha's Big Powerball Win Subject to FBI Investigation
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After all the hype and hightened hope of a Menasha man's Big Poweball win to a worry free future of financial independance, the proclaimed winner may now be subject to FBI Investigation.
"Most all our winners have always been quick picks" says the Powerball odirector. So we look into this sort of thing.
FBI director Andrew G. McCabe states: "It is now an issue of national security after our new found lead on the investigation. This isn't a normal Win". No further comments were made on the situation.
Leaked documents reveal the FBI suspects foul play as Its leading cause for the investigation. According the the documents. Stuart is believed to have gone into the future after stealing another Menasha mans Delorean, retrieving the winning lottery numbers, then returning to the present to play those numbers resulting In a BIG win.
According to the leaked documents, whats most concerning to the FBI Is where proclaimed winner Len Stuart may have acquired enough plutonium to power the nuclear reactor that supplies 1.21 gigawatts of power required by the flux capacitor to make time travel possible.
No one has been able to locate the small business owner since the Investigation has taken place. He is believed to be somewhere beyond the brink of time, space or eternity.
If these alligations are found to be true.
The Small Business owner Len Stuart May find himself out of a $175 million dollar win as it would be considered cheating.
More to be reported as the investigation progresses. Stay tuned for updates.
- Buck Evans
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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