Newnan Resident Roosevelt White 38, is believed to be the head of a seedy underground organization...
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A Federal Investigation is about to get underway which federal prosecutors say will tie Newnan resident Roosevelt White 38 in with the very secretive criminal organization "The Royal Family", which according to Deputy Chief of Justice Randolph Sanderson says this organization has been in circulation since the late 1990's.
"We didn't really believe this entity existed when we first got wind of it in early 2001, by a confidential informant that was actually apart of the organization. Unfortunately this informant had mysteriously disappeared after giving us only minor details of the organization." Sanderson went on record to The Washington Tribunal. "We asked multiple law enforcement agencies across the country and we weren't able to get any feedback about any such organization until we got a break in late 2007 from another informant out of Decatur, Ga. helped break the case open, but only slightly..."
Sanderson states that when he got the news from Dekalb County in conjunction with the Georgia Bureau of Investigations Special Enforcement Task Force he was thrilled yet skeptical. "I'm not a big fan of chasing ghosts or conspiracy theories" what made this interesting was when a fisherman found a severed hand off the coast of St. Simon's Island. Without going into too much detail Sanderson states that the hand did belong to the informant out of Dekalb County.
"We've been looking at Roosevelt White for sometime now but he's not an easy person to pin down. His complete involvement is still unknown but he's wanted in question for racketeering and several R.I.C.O. Act violations.
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