Red River in Adams, Tn.
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Every year we go to Mystery City in Adams, Tn and float the river in canoes. It's usually about a 7 hour ride to Port Royal but we told them to pick us up in 8 hours as we wanted to fish. We decided to stop about midway and have some lunch and fish from the bank. I was fishing for catfish so I had some pretty strong line on my pole. We was fishing with livers and something just about pulled my pole out of my hand. Well it broke the line when it happened. I didn't think much about it and restrung my pole before leaving. We hadn't got very far when I threw out and snagged something and the canoe took off so fast that we fell off our seat. I was trying to reel it in an also get my knife in case I needed to make fast break. My partner was hollering to cut the line and I couldn't u derstand why until that moment when this huge alligator came to the surface and snapped around trying to bite the canoe. It was unbelievable. Needless to say I cut the line and we paddled as fast as we could and ended up waiting 2 hours for them to come get us. We won't be going back to Red River.
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