Weatherly Braces for Camping Trip

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Roundstone campsite in Weatherly PA has prepared for the upcoming weekend for 363 straight day. Known as a quiet destination in a small town, Roundstone was unfortunately discovered by a group of men from Farmingdale New York last year. This group of men had conquered 3 campsites in the New York area and searched out of state for their next territory. There were rumors about these men that spread throughout the states. It was said that these men were the sole reason Busch Light was still in business. It was said that these men played every beer game as if it was game 7 of the World Series. It was even said the their roar throughout the night was louder and more fierce than that of a pack of lions. Last year there was no preparing for them. They came. They saw. They conquered. However the town of Weatherly are doing everything in their power to try and prepare this year. A recent survey shows that approximately 75 of residents will be taking a vacation that weekend to avoid the possibility of running into this pack of men. The McDonald's has made it mandatory for every employee to be at work on Saturday morning. And the distributors have ordered enough beer to kill most human beings on this earth. There is no doubt that Weatherly Pennsylvania has taken the necessary precautions in order to try and withstand the upcoming weekend. Now all anyone can do is pray that it will be enough. Most think it will. As a former employee at kitty titties campsite in New York.......I know it won't be. Good Luck Weatherly PA, you're going to need it.

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