Local Wednesbury Man Suspected Of Aggravated Drug Fuelled Assault

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On the early hours of 14th July 2017, Alex Bavington of Friar Park in Wednesbury was out partying with friends in the town of Walsall when he encountered two older woman who do not wish to be named.

During this encounter, it is believed that the girls asked Alex to come with them to the Religion nightclub on Bridge Street when a short while after, Bavington turned round to them and called 'fucking tranny trogeladites' and proceeded to further cuss them.

One eye witness, Kieran Harding (also of Friar Park) told us that he (Bavington) is likely to behave in such a manor when confronted by "crackheads".

Alex (known as 'Ajay' to his friends) was later reported to have ate a bag of MDMA later that night in which he would let loose carnage upon unsuspecting club go-ers. According to witnesses, Bavingtons jaw was described as 'somewhere between Walsall and Sutton Colfield'. Bavington proceeded to bounce bottles off of girls heads and spew toxic vomit at approaching males whilst laughing maniacally.

Kieran Harding gave us an insight as to Alex's antics: 'the geezers a raving coke head man, when hes on sesh hes just a nutter he once punched up an old bloke for slapping a lampost'

Another friend, Connor Brookes gave us a less insightful description about this incident simply saying: 'banter' and called Bavington a 'cunt'.

Police are looking for Alex and are treating this as highly important.

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Jul 2017