Amish May Be Final Nail In Vaping Coffin

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Vaping has been on the decline in recent years in the United States and all over the world as testimonial evidence reveals more and more dangers of vaping. "Vapers" have testified that vaping can causes CVD or chronic vaginal dryness, Autism, and "Popcorn Lung" just to name a few.

In recent years with the trend growing in popularity an unexpected trend started happening.... more and more Amish teens have started vaping and the Amish Church is not happy about it. We spoke with Amish Deacon Melvin Byler and he had this to say:

"I mean just look at them, they look like penises, putting them up to their mouths and blowing out white stuff, it's perverse, a tell tail sign that Satan is using it to convert good Amish teens to homosexuality and sin!"

This message has resonated with conservative grandparents all over the nation as they see their grandsons wearing rompers and Ugg boots while sporting long hair and driving eco friendly cars. As a large demographic that all feels and votes the same way about everything we spoke with Edith Worrell to get some insight.

"You know there was a time when men were men. They drove V8 cars, wore work boots, kept women in the kitchen where they belonged," Edith told me getting a little choked up longing for a simpler time when Patriarchy ruled that "being p.c." had destroyed, "I've sent letters and called my senators and representatives to let them know I don't want this stuff Devil's juice poisoning our boys and girls no more!"

With so many important groups fighting against this whole vaping trend, does vaping really stand a chance?

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