DJ Cricket & 7 Knights Players Arrested After Win Wednesday Night

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Here we go. Knights, Bulls, one game. It's legacy vs. Naperville kids. After a nail biter game Wednesday night, the knights force a game two for Saturday night becoming their first chance for winning the Liberty Leaugue Championship.

Part of the team and special guest DJ Cricket took the party to Martinis Night Club afterwards. Unfortunately things didn't go to plan as 7 Knights players were arrested and so was DJ Cricket. The infamous DJ has a past with the police but this adding to his unbelievable record.

DJ Cricket was once found again on top of Martinis' roof with an alcohol level of .45 as he screamed "F*CK THE BULLS B*TCH YALL SUCK GAZZELLE D*CK!" And jumped off the roof landing on 7 Club goers in line sending 6 to the hospital and leaving one dead. Cricket is charged with public intoxication, man slaughter, reckless endangerment, and trespassing on private property.

As for the 7 players who were arrested they go as charged.

Jose Alvarez, possessesion of cocaine.
Bul Mora & Nate Richardson, physical assault on eachother (over who had more clout)
Alex Miranda, assault on Bulls fan inside club
Kevin, tackling security at the door
Jack Campbell, possession of game wining ball and bat inside the club
Tyler Elliot, public intoxication.

Fortunately enough the team's lawyer has cleared all players for Saturday and DJ Cricket's charges have been dropped due to lack evidence.

For more updates, follow the @Knights on twitter.

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