Shooting at Zakheav International Airport leaves 143 people dead and
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A shooting has happened at zakheav international airport in Moscow Russia 3 hours ago leaving 143 people dead and 24 others injured Russian media outlets report. The 5 gunmen who stormed into the airport have 2 out of the 5 identified. One is the leader of the dangerous terrorist group The Inner Circle and one was captured and is American man Joseph Allen. At the request of Russia and America he will be sent to Atlas. Zakheav International Airport is getting sued of $300,000 for causing public disturbance and public outbreaks. The intentions of the terrorists are unknown and captured terrorist Jospeh Allen is going to be held in Russia's demilitarized zone for questioning and then execution. Jospeh Allen has so far muddled up that they planned to board the plane an kill all the passengers and fly the plane to London to commit a chemical bombing attack but it got soiled when all air traffic was evacuated from the airport at the time of the shooting. Air traffic to any airports within a 200 mile radius of Zakheav International Airport is prohibited until further notice when the incident is cleared up. So you won't be getting any flights to Moscow, Russia for the next few months. Any info about this incident is never too little at our reporting hotlines. Call 1-800-838-176-8297 to report your witness of this attack
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