Donald Trump: Interns in Indiana to continue working rather than returning to college
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If your name is Hannah and you've had the pleasure of experiencing a super fun, paid internship this summer, you very well may have landed yourself a full-time job. According to this week's crossword puzzle created for the top Fleet/Training Coordinator, Donald Trump himself has sided with the marketing team -- declaring it a state of emergency.
Sorry Ball State, it looks like your marketing team will be on their own this year!
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