Thompson named Communications Director
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President Trump today named Grant Thompson of Decatur, Alabama as his new White House Communications Director, replacing the controversial Anthony Scaramucci. Scaramucci was fired by Trump's new Chief of Staff, former Marine Corps General John Kelly, on Monday.
"Grant is a brilliant, highly-intelligent and capable communicator who will bring a no-nonsense but fair approach to our dealings with the Media," Trump said in a series of tweets. "Couldn't have picked a better man for the job...much respect!"
Thompson was notified of his appointment while he vacationed in the Hamptons with his mentor Mark Levin. President Trump personally called Thompson to tell him the news. In a statement Thompson said, "It is a great honor and privilege to be entrusted with the mantle of Communications Director for the President of the United States. I give you my word that no vulgarities shall leave my lips, unless they are in reference to the vile and odious Crimson Tide of Alabama...War Eagle!" Alabama coach Nick Saban could not be reached for comment.
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