Man rushed to hospital with foreign object in rectum!

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An individual by the name of Jimmy George Fontes A.K.A. Wonder Boy, A.K.A. Deep Throat ,A.K.A. Fag Boy, was rushed to the Clovis Community Hospital late Friday night.
It appears to be a case of crying wolf, as Mr. Deep Throat told friends and family he was off to work to do Security at an event in San Francisco Ca.
However, Officials now believe he has actually been prostituting himself in the Castro District of San Francisco Ca.
He arrived in Fresno Ca. late Saturday night, and checked himself into Clovis Community Emergency Room with several large objects lodged in his rectum.
As X Rays were done, Hospital staff were baffled, and immediately contacted authoritys.
After surgically removing items, Fresno Police Department, and two Oficers from Homoland Security arrested Mr. FagBoy for traficking an entire kilo of Cocaine ( still in the brick form), and two large black dildos packed with Extacy in his rectum.
For any leads to known associates in this prostitution/drug ring case, please contact local authoritys.

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