Brander cut from MS golf; "I'm fucking pyisded"
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After 54 holes of his best golf possible, brander was among the handful of good players who were cut after Wednesday's shit show. Along with him on the sidelines this upcoming fall will be shrimpy, Roman, Dan and jack. Following tommys 84-84, the golf team was still a possibility. But a chunk hook off the first tee lead him to a bogey and it went downhill from there. It wasn't long until brander recorded the first snowman of the day on hole 3, a short par 4, after a snap hook OB and 2 duffed sand shots. Unfortunately, the ball OB was one of 11. 11 lost golf balls on the day for brander and that's not even the worst to come. He came in with a whopping 2 greens hit, zero fairways, 11 lost balls, 8 thrown clubs, and 2 Quad bogeys. On the flip side, we had Dan with even more quad bogeys than tommy, furthermore proving the point that he has absolutely no course management. Without these key players on the team, it opens up spots for the Most notorious shave monster, Kevin Corcoran , who was quoted saying the following: "2017 should be a great season: I hope to shave more strokes and drop more balls than I ever have" it also opens up a spot for Henry who was picking his ass before stumbling upon a 75 Wednesday morning. Brander told the media late Wednesday after noon that he was pyissed after getting cut and that he was really looking forward to the state tournament at canal shores this year.
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