BREAKING: NFL on CBS signs reporter Nick Lewis to massive short contract extension.

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Breaking news evolved on Thursday, as NFL on CBS signed its star-studded NFL news reporter Nick Lewis to a one-year contract extension. This news is a little on the strange side, as Lewis had just agreed to a one-year, $13.3M ($13,337,640) Million contract with CBS on June 21, 2017.

However, today, Thursday August 17, 2017, NFL on CBS chief Les Moonves announced the network has signed Lewis to a contract extension. In a press shortly after Lewis inked the massive one-year $37M ($37,000,000) Million deal, when asked why CBS signed Lewis to an extension just one month and 27 days after signing with the network, Moonves stated the decision to work out a new deal was because of re-visiting rumors that Lewis would join the Los Angeles Chargers scouting board soon after the 2017 NFL season.

Though we all see countless untrue rumors about popular NFL souls on the daily, Moonves was not taking any chances regarding his networks prized young reporter. In a result of the scare of losing Lewis to the Chargers scouting board, NFL on CBS signed him to a massive one-year, $37M ($37,000,000) Million contract extension that ends on June 21, 2018.

This giant new "add-on" deal will have Mr. Lewis sitting and feeling quite nicely at the end of June 2018, as by that time he will have accumulated $50M ($50,037,640) reporting for CBS Sports.

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