Homeless Women Living in a bin

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A women living inside a litter bin in a park has made an emotional plea for people to leave her alone so she can live in peace. Viktoria Lindberg 42 year old former bear baiter made the request yesterday when her presence in the bin was highlighted by the charity Bin2Home an organisation that tries to re-house the homeless in litter bins. Keith Rettil from the charity explained to me that the local authorities have been trying to evict her for months but without success, as there is no legal precedent for a case such as this. "It's typical of the society in which we live today, there's no regard for the homeless; all these local authorities are interested in is removing the destitute from bins and putting them back on the streets, it's totally unfair."
Viktoria became homeless when she lost her job as a bear baiter "there's just no interest in bear baiting these days, I blame the animal rights people for my predicament, they put a stop to it as they said it was cruel. These people have always got to be interfering with people in the animal entertainment trade. Those bears loved to fight I can tell you. When I became homeless I was living in shop doorways, park benches and just about anywhere else. Then, out of the blue I was contacted by Keith, and he got me sorted out with a nice bin in the local park (we cannot name the park or its location for legal reasons) and I've been living in it ever since. It's quite a comfortable home really; I have to sleep sitting down as these things were not really designed to be lived in. I have a small gas stove to do my cooking on and the park attendant inserts a hose through the opening of the bin once a week so I can have a wash. I sometimes get people post food in for me and keep myself occupied by reading books on travel. I know that I'm living in cramped conditions, but at least I've got a roof over my head and I feel safe from the outside world. The authorities want me out, but I'm going nowhere."

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