BREAKING NEWS: KID FINNALY GETS OFF FROM PLAYSTATION

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Noah Grimm, minecraft pro finnaly shuts his ps4 off in 3 days after playing video games all day. Noah has a rare disease that makes him do nothing all day but play video games, and there's nothing we can do to help him. He goes by the online alias of ElverGenjiFlashBoy and absolutely desires his playstation. He had finnaly logged off of this device after, we do not know maybe Bordem? Although he has never done this before. Noah has an online streak, he plays video games all summer long doing nothing but that but today at 11:00 am he logged off mysteriously, could've he been killed? We do not know, currently we are disscussing with the police about where he might've went. If you have seen this boy (in the photo below) please contact your local authorities and get this boy back home to his ps4! Once again he either goes by the name Cyrexian or ElverGenjiFlashBoy, you can lure him or trick him by simply saying "come here boy I got some diamonds." THANK YOU!

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