Blackpool Boss Gary Bowyer left under the emotionally shocked after a massive offer comes from England Squad For Bright
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Blackpool boss Gary Bowyer left stunned from a massive offer for Bright Osayi Samuel for a place on the first team England squad sheet.
This is the first thing, Gary Bowyer said on his report " I am absolutely delighted for him and so emotional for him, It's a massive step for him, which i didn't think he would achieve but he's shown he has with his fantastic performances within the team, He is a growing player and 2 years from now who knows where he could end up in his career. I'm speechless because i'm so thrilled that he's had an offer. I need to have a long chat with him before i go along with it as he might not be ready as a player" When i first told Bright this morning, he couldn't even speak to me, he was that shocked! In fact i told him to go home and have a think about it and let me know at training tomorrow if he's happy with this"
Heres what Bright said when he found out "I can't actually believe the gaffer that received an England squad offer for me, I thought he was actually joking at first but it turns out he is not and right now im buzzing with an England offer and a Manchester United offer, Manchester United is my dream team i want to play for and i will be hoping to help them out like i have at Blackpool, Im actually buzzing right now"
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