Yakima English Class Travels to the Moon to Find the Origins of Writer's Block
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Some 25 students in a Yakima Valley College English class traveled to the moon on Wednesday in an effort to track down the origins of the rare and valuable writer's block. In defiance of their teacher's suggestion that writer's block is an individual and curable disease, they decided to prove to her that it is, in fact, an object that can be found and used to prevent her from requiring them to write papers.
The existence of the writer's block was first posited by the young explorer, Calvin, and his assistant, Hobbes. Calvin traveled into outer space to find the writer's block and was successful in bringing it back to earth and implementing it for about a year. Unfortunately it was then lost, reputedly because Hobbes ate it after a day of fasting. However long-term rumors have claimed it has been seen on the moon. Members of the 102 English class, desperate from respite after weeks of intense writing, decided the benefits of finding and bringing back the writer's block were worth the risks of space travel .
"We have to do something," said one exhausted writer, who refused to share his name, fearing repercussions. "We can't keep going this way. She requires at least one or two papers of some sort a week. These SQRQs are killing us. Better to die in a riotous space war against Klingons than suffer the slow, soul-sucking death of paper-writing for college English."
The students are hoping they will return victorious by the end of the week. Whether they do or don't make it back, they will go down in history as the first class of English students who made it into space packed into a Honda Civic.
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