REPEAT OFFENDERS HELD ON JUDGES REMAND
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LLANELLI yobos held in custody after alcohol and drug fuelled bank holiday brawl.
Repeat offenders JOSHUA BURDESS, 19 and FINBAR HANNAFORD, 22 have been held in custody awaiting court appearance on Wednesday 22nd August after a brawl broke out on the earlier hours of Monday morning after a night of abusing alcohol and class A drug Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, commonly knows as Estacy.
The incident occurred at around 04:00am Monday morning, MR. HANNAFORD, The instigator, A young man who is 'build like a brick shit house' Is a name well known to the local community after being found guilty for fraud just months ago, was sparied jail time thanks to a leaneant judge. He(HANNAFORD) left 'THE SHACKER' night club after being escorted of the premises by the hard working, proffesional door staff, which gave up their bank holiday to ensure the safety of revellers which went out wishing to have a good night in their local town. He then went on to have a violent outburst, ripped the T-shirt from his back and smashed a bottle on an innocent young mans head, he hit so hard his bones starting ripping through the skin on his hands .
Mr. BURDESS also known to the local authorities for a recent public order offence and assault charge, went on to tackle one of the hard working, professional door staff, which gave up his bank holiday to ensure the safety of the revellers which went out wishing to have a good night in their local town. BURDESS came off worse in this incident as he got struck to the floor and knocked unconscious as the defensless, out numbered door man was left with no choice but to strike him for his own safety.
Both individuals were immediately detained and taken to custody. Mr HANNAFORD and Mr BURDESS are due to appear in LLANELLI MAGISTRATES COURT Wednesday 30th AUGUST.
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