Two Operatives for InfoWars have been outed as Commie Transgenders

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Local conservative efforts that where spearheaded by the NAZI group known as the Lake Area Political Alliance (LAPA), working in conjunction with The KKK, outed the maniacal plans of two central Missouri good ol boys gone bad.

James Gohgan and Drew “noblackfolk” Woofolk were once admired by their fellow backwoods brethren. James was known for his unabashed support the fakenews altright website infowars. Drew earned the respect of the local population by showing his love of killing animals and shit while keeping no secret his desire to own a jeep. Drew had achieved local stardom for drawing picture of jeeps that he will sadly never own.

Things began to unfold for the two with one too many pictures posted on Facebook *FB. The couple paraded about twon as gun totin, Trump votin, hate emotin conservatives that were straight men. However, as was first reported on FOX NEWS, James and Drew were caught engaged in lascivious activities with some of world’s hottest peppers. A follow up sting operation caught them sharing a ticket to local show covering the music of the greatest rock band of all time, Led Zepplin. They managed to sit in one seat by sharing a single pair of pants between the two.

Local influences quickly pressured James and Drew to relocate north of The Missouri River. At this time we have reason to believe the couple is looking for a flat in downtown Saint Louis in effort to further immerse into the culture the claim to hate, that of a Saint Louis Democrat

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