American Contractors Forced to Commit Explicit Sexual Acts on Third Country Nationals in Bagram Air Base.

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Its being reported that a small group of Indian Nationals also assigned to Bagram Air Base that are contractors for large LOGCAP company Flour are specifically targeting and sexually assaulting men at Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan.

Apparently, they are targeting a very specific type of male. Its reported, they seem to be targeting light skinned African American males between the ages of 45 - 55, tall, thin and often times shaved heads or bald. There's no specific information on motive and why they are targeting these specific male individuals.

Base Security Forces and Air Force OSI are actively investigating leads and hoping to soon apprehend the band of sexual predators. Police are advising that if you see anything or fit the descriptions of the targeted individuals and are approached, run to safety and contact authorities. The suspects typically travel in large groups of 15 or more and might appear friendly at first, but please be wary of large groups of Indian men. More to follow as this story progresses.

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