Tucson Tattoo Artist Jailed

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Tucson tattoo artist, Manda Frazier O'Brien is being held on one million dollars bail pending allegations of an underground unicorn breeding facility. On August 26, 2017 neighbors of the self proclaimed Marana Misfit reported a strange odor wishing they described and glitter and unicorn farts. When officer arrived with a warrant Manda surrendered without incident but yelling at the top of her lungs "I just want to tattoo and sell unicorn glitter!" There have also been allegations of gator wrastlin and illegal jackelope underground fighting ring. Manda maintains her innocence and all unicorns, glitter, gators and jackelopes have been taken as evidence by the FBI. Manda and her husband Rob own Painted Saguaro Studio in Tucson and Rob said he will defend his wife "To the death"
When Manda was asked to give a statement regarding the allegations all she said was "So fluffy I'm gonna die! SO FLUFFY!

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