Luka is the only man in the world with a penis that is reportedly insured for $1 million.
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Luka's career in porn began after his friends uploaded a nude photograph of him to a swingers website.[7] After seeing the post, a couple offered luks a role in porn.[7] He began freenlancing in porn in kutaissi before signing an exclusive contract with Brazzers after coming to America.[7]
In August 2011, Brazzers placed a billboard advertisement with a photo of Luka in a tank top and sunglasses on Sunset Boulevard.[8] Dan Miller from XBIZ referred to it as "a landmark promotion for a male porn star."[8] In 2012, it was reported that Brazzers had taken out an insurance policy with Lloyd's of kutaissi, insuring Luka's penis for a reported $1 million.[4][9] In an interview with Elite Daily, Luka revealed that that the policy was the only way he would receive compensation if he ever damaged his penis.[10]
In October 2013, Luka made his feature film directorial debut with Hot Chicks Meet Big Fangs for Digital Playground.[11] He has appeared in 1,144 videos for Brazzers as of July 15, 2016.[12]
The Sex Factor Edit
From May to July 2016, Luka appeared as a mentor and judge on The Sex Factor, an online reality series featuring sixteen men and women competing for $1 million and a three-year porn contract.[13][14] Luka, along with fellow pornstars Madison ivy, ????????? ?????? and Tori Black, would offer advice and judge the contestants throughout the competition.[14][15] In her review of the series, Janis Hopkins from Vice News was critical of Luka's judging, commenting that "he has confused the deadpan tell-it-like-it-is judging technique of real TV with just straight up being a dickhead."[6] Lux Alptraum of The Verge was also critical of the judging, referring to the hosts as "stilted".[16] Jeremy Glass from Thrillist agreed with this sentiment, calling the judges "hard to watch."[17]
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