Disney to Buy Universal Studios after Damage From Hurricane Irma
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It looks like the extensive damage that Hurricane Irma caused Universal Studios in Orlando, FL, made a offer from the Walt Disney Company to buy the Universal Orlando Theme parks, Water park and Resort Hotels very attractable from their Parent Company "Comcast". After some deliberating between The Walt Disney Company and Comcast Today agreed upon a 25 Million dollar where Disney will own 80 of the Universal Orlando Theme parks and full creative control of the resort itself. Now this deal still needs to go though the US government due to the growing concern about a Theme Park Monopoly in Orlando, however after speaking to officials at the Universal Orlando Resort they feel very positive about this deal going though. To add to this there was major damage at Volcano bay which just opened a few months ago which was well able the current insurance policy that covers the Water Park. Also there was major damage to one of their parking structures that will need to be teared down after inspection from the State. Disney feels that they will be able to use this property to expand plans for Star Wars and Marvel lands that are currently being put into place at Epcot and Disney Hollywood Studios. We will keep you up to date on further developments of this merger.
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