U.S. Launches Nuke at North Korea
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Late on Tuesday night president Trump officially green lit a nuclear missle launch on the heartland of North Korea. It appears Trump was deadfully serious when he gave his speech on wiping North Korea off of the map. Also falling in line with an earlier quote "raining hellfire and fury, like North Korea has never seen". As of now media outlets are scrambling to report on this historic moment, which will most certainly define the future of the world. J.k. I really just need some random text so that when you first glance this looks legit, because we know you will never actually read this. Looking at you nicco. This will definetly be more than a controversial move for the president, more than likely the house and congress will call emergency sessions discussing how to handle this situation. Many senators on both sides will most likely call for the process of impeachment to begin.
As of this moment this is all we know, the White House announced an emergency press conference to be held in the next half hour. One thing is certain though, trump has effectively begun WWIII.
If this is the beginning of WWIII it is terrifying to think about all the reprocussions that will ensue with it. Perhaps the most pressing question is how North Korea will retaliate, along with their allies. Along with if retaliation occurs, will the world and U.S. allies stand with the U.S. Or will other countries sit passively by as the end begins to unfold. Find out next time on Nicco reading sensational headlines and pretending he read it, but really not and instead mocking chris. Stay tuned for updates.
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