Terror at the office
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Most terrorists acts as we know are done for either religious reasons or oppression, However this was not the case on Monday September 18th. As we all know President Donald Trump who has been in and out of the media dealing with North Korea in his own way. One activist (who's name has not been released) had decided to take matters into his own hands. The man infiltrated the Oval Office taking out government employees alike. When cornered with his hostages yelling "a bomb" with a dead-man's detonator was wired to him and a few c4 was placed to go off on his death, one government official asked "why, what is it you hope to get out of this?" Hoping to stall while the bomb unit made there way on to the scene the man simply responded "free all the super powered people now or we all die, I know you have them!" The government official just looked and then said "ok ok, well give u mr. Terrific and if you help us with the bombs ill throw in the tick." Unfortunately not being able to reach either one on the superhero cell due to a faulty friend's and family plan they were all...well
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