Official: microchipping in 2018

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Congress has just passed the bill HB7007 this morning at 9:01am September 20th that will forever change our nation's Homeland security. This new law mandates every citizen to be micro-chipped in 2018. This will result in a new way to control the borders. Everything will be changing so that borders and even being stopped by police will be laser scanned and guarded. All micro chipping will be done at your nearest FEMA camp and will start Jan 1, 2018. Registration will require to use the same information as your state ID, a small blood sample, and an eye scan. The goal is that in the future you will no longer need to have a hard copy of any personal information, it will all be kept in a very protected government database and in the two chips will be implanted even your medical records and family tree will be stored. One chip will be in your hand and a back up chip in the back of your neck. Non compliance by Dec 31, 2018 will result in imprisonment until chip is placed successfully. Chips will not be felt thanks to the use of nano technology.

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