Samsung announces Recalls on all Note 8 phones
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Devasting news today coming from the mobile electronic giant, Samsung sure isn't wasting any time pulling the trigger this time with it being only 5 days after its release date in the US, on September 15.
Announcing an informal recall on all US based variants of the Galaxy Note 8 devices sold within the United States in cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and in partnership with carriers and retailers. For faithful owners of the Galaxy Note series phones this may sound familiar based on the predecessor to the Galaxy Note 8, the exploding Galaxy Note 7, that had issues later determined to be linked to the the battery housing.
With the details provided by Samsung executive officers this afternoon it seems the Galaxy Note 8 defect may be related to the amount of bullshit thats emitted from the device during calls, or any data transmission within the phone that is then absorbed by the user and begins making more Donald Trump like characters amongst us. Users are urged to return their devices to the carrier provider and seek an alternative for the meantime, such as LG or even possibly Apple iPhone.
If you bought your Galaxy Note 8 from Samsung.com it's suggested you contact Samsung to process your refund or exchanges at 1-844-365-6197 and they can help you.
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